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Boothill
Pier Point Standard Heist (LFG 3/4)

Well butter my fudge and call me a biscuit, I'm askin' ya somethin'. You got some fudgin' cotton in them ears, boy? I need that freighter's ID number, and unless ya want a lead headache, best hurry it up. Dagnabbit, you lil' forker, ya really think ya can fudgin' swing at me? You're cruisin' for a bruisin', ya dimwit, I swear I'll dog your cats so good today. [Noise detected, unable to identify]

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? What's this

Ah, ain't nothin'. Reckon my phone got triggered by mistake, them tight jeans, you know how it is. All's well, no harm done. Muddle-fudger, you're as stubborn as a mule, ain't ya? Go choke on some shirtballs, ya hear me? [Noise detected, unable to recognize]

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What in tarnation are ya? A dadgum fudgehead! Yer yappin' like you're callin' folks out, huh? Aight, aight, aight, been itchin' for a tussle, ya shirt-for-brains. Fine, I'll show ya somethin' big, lil' forkers. Hahahahahahahaha [Noise detected, unable to recognize]

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Got it. You're doing a livestream, aren't you?

I'll tip you 50 cents if you can drop some more dope lines

Aw shucks, ma bad. Apologies. Was just chattin' with a pal. Nothing to see here. Mighty sorry 'bout that. Later I'll rob a new phone real quick... Um, I mean "buy" a new phone. Hopefully, that'll fix things up, hahaha.

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Ahem, I know your whole deal is basically being an outlaw

But it's probably better to pay for a new phone

Well, shoot, who's talkin' 'bout robin'? You heard wrong, haha. Gonna buy it fair and square, can't do it any other way.

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Gotta cut this short, pardner. I'm off to hunt some varmints, busy as a bee. I mean, catchin' up with "an old friend," it's been ages, haha. Till we meet again, adios.

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